Mess With Texas!
I know a number of you have probably already died from sheer anticipation at this point. The rest of you may be on the verge of total mental collapse, but I want to reassure you: The Schlock is back with a vengeance! …I’m not really sure who or what will taste our glorious retribution, but we’re about to kick this pig!
Paidion says, “Your mom.“
Billboard o’ lawsuits
Operation Cupcake FTW!
Behold the power of photoshop
Ready for a mind-twisting good time?
Nocturnusrex says, “For customer service go somewhere else.“
Teenager actually doing something useful!
Inexplicable yet strangely soothing
Stickpage. That is all.
MUSIC YOU SHOULD NOT STEAL!
Happy Blueberry Cheesecake Day everyone! We’ve been gorging ourselves on this glorious confection since very early this morning and will continue to do so until 11:59pm tonight! It doesn’t matter how sick we get, this cheesecake has got to be eaten ( Notwithstanding any other provision in this agreement to the contrary, no full or partial failure to exercise and no delay in exercising, on the part of a party, any right, remedy, power or privilege permitted hereunder shall operate in any way as a waiver thereof by such party, regardless of the frequency of such failure or delay.)!! I don’t care how much these shooting pains in my left arm hurt, I’m not going to stop eating this blueber
A Spoonful of Paidion Pie
All tied up
The Labyrinth of Genre
How to be a Retronaut
I’ve been shipping my aerosol cans to Mars
Music you should not steal!
A Slice of Nocturnusrex’ Nectar
Do not make your beaver angry
I cobbled this together out of earwax, a spoon, and the elastic from my underpants.
Is your house zombie-proof?
Minecraft goes mobile