For your abbreviated enjoyment we now present a few links from our most recent excursion into the dark underbelly of the intertubes. While “dark underbelly” undoubtedly sounds a little ominous, let me assure you that the underbelly we’ve been exploring is mostly ticklish and smells of parmesan cheese. Underbelly.
It was deeply aggravating to have our show cut off before we really got ramped up. It could be attributed to simple technical difficulties. However, a much more likely scenario is that the army of “Beliebers” is actively sabotaging any critics of his new “Someday” parfum (Yes, this is not a typo). We at the Schlock refuse to endorse anything so mind-numbingly heinous, so instead please enjoy this lovely painting found whilst browsing the fine arts.
Parfum D’oh Paidion
I wonder if these Divorce Cakes taste bitter…
Social Curation? More like social BOREation! LOL AM I RIGHT?!?!
Nocturnusrex de toilette
The “Green-washing” movement is a lot like the biodegradable products they push: overly gassy.
Circular saw blade slingshot. A new and exciting way to maim your friends!