It is my sad duty to inform you all that there will be no Culture Schlock tonight. Due to a debilitating “illness” Paidion has been unable to leave the bathroom for the last week. It all started when he took a couple of laxatives to relieve his constipation. Unfortunately they started working too well so he took a couple of Imodium to combat the effects, but that stopped him up again requiring more laxatives…
So far he’s been unable to find the right dosage of either drug that will balance out his digestive issues which has made him a little depressed. Thankfully the doctor prescribed him Prozac so even though he can’t get off the john he feels pretty good about it.
Don’t worry too much about him. He’s been drinking a lot of milk and prune juice so I’m sure he’ll be on the mend in no time!
On an unrelated note: Nocturnusrex is currently AFK and certainly not responsible for writing potentially embarrassing and untrue information about his partner in crime. That is all.
Here at CultureSchlock we work with some pretty volatile elements. In our unceasing efforts to inform and educate the world about whatever random trivialities we stumble across each week we sometimes venture into the dark underbelly of the internet. I’m not going to lie to you, it’s scary down there.
I told you it was scary.
Last week while I was playing a ga…umm… doing some important research I got hit with a nasty virus. Fortunately, with some keen tricks I picked up from the guys at Computer HQ, I was able to stop it before it did too much damage. It’s that level of dedication that drives us to dig deep and put the health of our computers at risk for you our adoring fans!
What’s that you say? Why didn’t we have a show this week? That is a long and tragic story involving the wellbeing of certain anonymous, high-profile diplomats from an unnamed country (the one shaped like a spraint). Frankly, its really none of your business and I’ll thank you to stay out of it.