This level of awesome makes it hard for me to breathe...
Tonight’s episode marks a significant anniversary in the annals of Culture Schlock. A year ago this week (363 days ago) we began a project that Will & I (James) have been contemplating for many, many years. The exact nature of the project has changed multiple times since it’s inception, but our desire to collaborate on something has been a longstanding dream. Long ago, in those primeval days when there was no such thing as a “podcast,” I seem to remember a plan to self-publish an underground -zine inspired by a concept album we were obsessed with at the time. *Sigh* Those were the days.
To continue our trip down amnesia lane we present to you a selection of our favorite links from the past year. I thought about not posting anything and making you (our loyal fans) play “find the random link,” but I decided to play nice…this time.
10 Awesome Links We Love
Shock my taters, please
Problem with your blackberry?
Ye Olde Time Travel Mart
In the war between bears and duct tape. duct tape wins again!
Steampunk World’s Fair!
Blow those drowners out of the water!
Star Wars the musical
Ready for a little schlock? Then enjoy the schlockiest schlock we’ve consumed this year!
Cleavage Caddy, OOoo Chair
BOTDF <– STILL refuse to link to this drek!
Red Riding Hood, Operation Endgame
Dead Like Me
A million thank-you’s to all our fans! Hope you enjoy the show!
Mess With Texas!
I know a number of you have probably already died from sheer anticipation at this point. The rest of you may be on the verge of total mental collapse, but I want to reassure you: The Schlock is back with a vengeance! …I’m not really sure who or what will taste our glorious retribution, but we’re about to kick this pig!
Paidion says, “Your mom.“
Billboard o’ lawsuits
Operation Cupcake FTW!
Behold the power of photoshop
Ready for a mind-twisting good time?
Nocturnusrex says, “For customer service go somewhere else.“
Teenager actually doing something useful!
Inexplicable yet strangely soothing
Stickpage. That is all.
MUSIC YOU SHOULD NOT STEAL!
Happy Blueberry Cheesecake Day everyone! We’ve been gorging ourselves on this glorious confection since very early this morning and will continue to do so until 11:59pm tonight! It doesn’t matter how sick we get, this cheesecake has got to be eaten ( Notwithstanding any other provision in this agreement to the contrary, no full or partial failure to exercise and no delay in exercising, on the part of a party, any right, remedy, power or privilege permitted hereunder shall operate in any way as a waiver thereof by such party, regardless of the frequency of such failure or delay.)!! I don’t care how much these shooting pains in my left arm hurt, I’m not going to stop eating this blueber
A Spoonful of Paidion Pie
All tied up
The Labyrinth of Genre
How to be a Retronaut
I’ve been shipping my aerosol cans to Mars
Music you should not steal!
A Slice of Nocturnusrex’ Nectar
Do not make your beaver angry
I cobbled this together out of earwax, a spoon, and the elastic from my underpants.
Is your house zombie-proof?
Minecraft goes mobile
Ladies and jellyspoons: I stand before you to sit behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Next Thursday, which is Good Friday, there’s a Mother’s meeting for fathers only; Please come if you can’t; if you can, stay at home. Admission is free, pay at the door; bring your own seat and sit on the floor. This evening you have the distinct pleasure of sampling some of our newest fail-errific flavors from deep within the freezers of Nox & Paidion where the snozzberries taste like snozzberries! Click and lick anything that looks luscious for your very own free sample. Enjoy!